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ANNOUNCEMENTS:The February meeting of Procrastinators Anonymous will be held tonight. Tomorrow night at the latest. Selection of a meeting site is ongoing.
Improve Your Memory Focus Group will meet at 7:30 in.....um.....it's a large room with two doors....brick building......either a bank or law office. It's not a restaurant, I know that. There will be a speaker, and he - or she - has a topic. Refreshments could possibly be served.
Grouchy People R Us will meet WHENever and WHEREever we choose. You got a problem with that? Stay home and meditate, or do whatever the heck it is that you mamby-pambies do.
—Larry Howard, Mount Vernon, Illinois
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