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A blonde driver is pulled by a blone state trooper. The trooper walks to the drivers window and asks the blonde driver for her licanse. After rooring in her purse for a few seconds, she looks to the blonde trooper and asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde trooper responds, "its kinda square and has your picture on it. Another search yields a make-up mirror, which the driver looks at and hands to the trooper. The blonde trooper looks at it, hands it back to the blonde driver saying, "you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop."

—John Bock, Quinton, Virginia

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