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It was a cold snowy winter evening, windy, bone chilling. A man and his wife were driving slowly through the darkness when she looks out the window and see’s ahead a small young skunk lying beside the road. She tells her husband to stop, she wants to pick up the baby skunk. It’s not a fit night out for man nor beast. The husband shakes his head and pulls over beside the skunk. The wife gets out and picks the young skunk and gets back into the car. They start driving again. The wife says” poor baby, he’s so cold, where can I warm him up?” The husband says, “It’s very warm between your thighs, put him there.” She says, “but what about the smell?” and he replies “ That’s OK honey, just pinch his little nose.”

—William Chance, Reeds Spring, Missouri

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