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Father and young son, walking down the street.
They see 2 dogs doing what dogs do, and the kid asks,
"Gee Dad, what are they doing?"
The father gets embarrassed, but figures he might as well tell the truth. "Son, they are making puppies!" The son, being a kid, shrugs it off.
A few nights later, kid gets up for a glass of water, walks past the open bedroom door, and looks in, and sees his parents making love.
"Gee Dad, what are you doing?"
Even more embarrassed, the father says, "Son, we love you very much, and so are trying to make you a brother or sister."

Kid says, after a moments thought,
"Gee ad, turn her over, i'd rather have a puppy!"

As told by Cozy Morley


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