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A man walks into a restaurant leading his dog. The waiter comes over to him and explains that dogs are not allowed in the restaurant. The man promptly explains that he is blind and that the animal is his seeing eye dog. The waiter profusely apologizes and offers the man a free meal. As the man is leaving he meets another man entering with his dog. He tells the man that he can only bring the dog in if he tells the waiter that it is a seeing eye dog. The man proceeds to enter and sit down at a table. The waiter comes over and again explains that dogs are not allowed only to receive the same explanation for the dog. The waiter, however, replies that "I don't think they use poodles as seeing eye dogs", to which the man replied, "they gave me a poodle!?".

—David Driver, Staunton, Virginia

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