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Meek-Sounding Man:

Woman: Yes?

Meek-Sounding Man: Pardon me, do you have any raw beefsteak?

Woman: What do you need it for?

Meek-Sounding Man: Well, my wife tried to chase a dog out of our yard. She stepped on a rake and it gave her a black eye.

Woman: Oh dear! Well, ice is better for a black eye, you know.

Meek-Sounding Man: Oh, it's not for my wife. It's for the dog, bless his heart!


—William Meyer, St. Louis, Missouri

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