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Oly and Lena are shopping in their local WalMart. Oly picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?", asks Lena.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans", Oly replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands Lena, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further along Lena picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?", asks Oly.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love", replies Lena. Oly retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price."

—John Hansen, Moorpark, California

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