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Bob and Joe we're hunting in the woods when Bob suddenly keels over. Joe, frightened, calls 911. Joe explains the problem to the receptionist She says, "All right, I got this. First, make sure he's dead." This is followed by a pause during which she hears a gunshot. Joe comes back on the line, "Yeah, he's dead."


—Bob Smith, Plano, Texas

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