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A local pastor was visiting one of his elderly congregants. While sitting in the living room talking, he noticed a bowl of peanuts sitting on the coffee table. He reached over and helped himself to a small handful. Over the course of the visit, he realized that he had eaten the entire bowl of peanuts. Feeling really bad for having eaten them all, he apologized to the older lady. "I'm so sorry, I sat here and ate all of your peanuts." The old lady replied, "That's okay pastor. Every since I got these dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them!"

—Mark Lancaster, Bentonville, Arkansas

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