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Andy 'n Pete drove the cattle across the plains from the 20s - 40s. One day Pete passed away. Andy had him buried 'neath a mighty oak tree.
Several years later Andy happened by the old oak. A purty flower grewed where he had buried Pete. After awhile a hoss came along an' ate the flower. Purty soon he crapped right on the spot. Andy stood up, wiped his brow 'n said, "I allus knowed you was just a pile o crap!"


—Steve Reynolds, Saint Paul, Minnesota

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