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A blonde goes to a store and says can i buy the T.V over their , the store owner says sorry we don't serve blondes. So the next day the blonde dies her hair and goes to the store as a brunette she repeats , can i buy the T.V over their , the store owner then says sorry we don't serve blondes. So the day after that the blonde dies her hair red , and goes to the store yet again . She repeats can i buy the T.V over their , the store owner says sorry we don't serve blondes . The blonde says , okay how did you know i was blonde . The store owner says thats not a T.V , it's a microwave!


—Refaat Hassan, Bournemouth, Alabama

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