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There was a Longhorn, Bear, and a Aggie fishing in the Gulf of Mexico, when all of a sudden a hurricane appeared, and dumped the boat over. They have been dangling , hanging on for life, when a genie appeared. The genie said "Y'all have 3 wishes, only 1 wish each". Genie asked what the Longhorn's wish would be. "I wish I was in Austin". POOF!, he went to Austin. The genie asked the bear what his wish was. "I wish I was in Waco". POOF!, he went to Waco. The genie turned to the Aggie and said "Ok, what is your wish"? The Aggie said with concern, "I wish my friends were here"!

—Jeff Lunday, Junction City, Kansas

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