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An old farmer decided to put his back acres to good use, so he dug a large pond, and planted a small apple orchard.
Years passed, and one day the farmer decided to take a couple of buckets out to the pond and clean up the apples. When he arrived, there was three attractive young ladies skinny-dipping his pond. One of the ladies," OK we'll go, but we're not getting out till you leave." The farmer was ruffled. "I don't care if you ladies are in my pond and I'm not here to get a free show!" He held up his buckets. "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

—John Imlach, Seoul, Yukon

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