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Two blondes were working construction. One is working on the roof and the other on the siding. The blonde on the siding gets hit by a nail. She looks up and watches the other one pick up a nail, look at it, and then hammer it in. Then she picks up another nail, looks at it, and throws it over her shoulder. "What are you doing up there?" the siding blonde asked. "Some of these nails are facing the wrong way." The roofer replies. The siding blonde says "Stupid, those are for the other side of the house."

—Jim Bertolino, Riverton, Illinois

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