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A blonde walks into a music store. The guy at the counter says, "How may I help you ma'am?" She doesn't hear him though because she's wearing headphones. She turns around and leaves. The next day she comes in again. "How may I help you ma'am?" The guy at the counter says. Again, she doesn't answer, turns around and leaves. The next day the same thing happens. The guy at the counter yells, "LISTEN LADY TAKE OFF THE DANG HEADPHONES!" Then he pulls them off her head and she falls to the ground, not breathing. He puts the headphones on and he hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."


—Moira McCardell, Detroit, Michigan

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