A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There’s a way to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if only I can sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here’s the address of a friend of mine who owns a garage. Tell him I sent you and he’ll turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it shouldn’t be a problem to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About a month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”

—Art Anderson, Newbern, Tennessee