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A mother was listening to her son recite his math homework. "Two plus three, the son-of-a-
bitch is five. Six plus two, the son-of-a-bitch is eight." The mother, shocked, stopped him. He said, "that's the way the teacher says it." The mother stopped him,and called the teacher telling her what her son had said. The teacher said, "What I was saying is,'six plus two the sum of which is eight'. (moral...call the teacher first...)

 

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