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a police officer see's a man with a pig in his truck.the police officer pulls him over and tells the man he needs to take the pig to a farm. the man said he would. 2 weeks later the cop see's the same man with the pig still with him. once again the cop pulls the man over and says,"i thought i told you to take that pig to the farm." the man replied with,"i did! we also went to disney land!"

—Olivia Morgan, Canton, Georgia

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