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they say i can't dance but I've been dancing since my wife's been dead
—roy breeden, Martinsburg, West Virginia
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From the 5/11 show
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We Must Have Been Out of Our Minds- GK, Suzy Bogguss, band - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=00:08:44.0&endtime=00:15:47.0&link_text=Mom" %}
Mom script
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I'm a Long Gone Daddy- Pat Donohue and The Guy's All-Star Shoe Band - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=00:19:56.0&endtime=00:23:48.0&link_text=Texoma%20Bound" %}
Texoma Bound- The Time Jumpers - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=00:24:47.0&endtime=00:29:10.0&link_text=Faint%20of%20Heart" %}
Faint of Heart- Dawn Sears and the Time Jumpers - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=00:33:05.0&endtime=00:40:40.0&link_text=Nashville%20songs:%20Crazy,%20Mansion%20on%20the%20Hill,%20I%20Will%20Always%20Love%20You,%20Orphan%20Girl" %}
Nashville Songs script with "Crazy", "Mansion on the Hill", "I Will Always Love You" and "Orphan Girl"- GK, Suzy Bogguss, Vince Gill, Shoe band - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=00:40:40.0&endtime=00:53:05.0&link_text=The%20Lives%20of%20the%20Cowboys" %}
The Lives of the Cowboys script (with Suzy Bogguss, Vince Gill and Stuart Duncan
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Nothing But the Blues- The Time Jumpers - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=00:58:01.0&endtime=01:04:40.0&link_text=Six%20Pack%20to%20Go" %}
Six Pack to Go- The Time Jumpers - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:13:35.0&endtime=01:16:04.0&link_text=Mel" %}
Mel script - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:16:39.0&endtime=01:19:55.0&link_text=I%20Always%20Get%20Lucky%20with%20You" %}
I Always Get Lucky With You- Suzy Bogguss and The Guy's All-Star Shoe Band - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:19:55.0&endtime=01:24:14.0&link_text=Hold%20On" %}
Hold On (with Suzy Bogguss and Stuart Duncan) - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:23:15.0&endtime=01:26:27.0&link_text=Last%20Date" %}
Last Date- Richard Dworsky and The Guy's All-Star Shoe Band - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:39:34.0&endtime=01:42:47.0&link_text=Fiddle%20Medley:%20Ragtime%20Annie%20/%20Gold%20Rush%20/%20Fire%20on%20the%20Mountain" %}
Fiddle Medley: Ragtime Annie/ Gold Rush/ Fire on the Mountain- Stuart Duncan and Richard Kriehn - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:45:03.0&endtime=01:48:36.0&link_text=I%20Hear%20You%20Talking" %}
I Hear You Talking- The Time Jumpers - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:49:04.0&endtime=01:54:00.0&link_text=Bartender's%20Blues" %}
Bartender's Blues- The Time Jumpers - {% fetch file="http://www.publicradio.org/tools/media_player/get_player.php?audio=phc/2013/05/11/phc_20130511_128&type=POPUP&starttime=01:26:29.0&endtime=01:39:27.0&link_text=News%20From%20Lake%20Wobegon" %}
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