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3am, cold, rainy night, knock at the door, wife tells husband to get up, it's a drunk guy, says he needs a push. Husband slams door in his face, goes back to bed. Wife nags him to get back up and go give the guy a push. Husband gets dressed, coat, galoshes, flashlight. Goes outside, can't find the drunk guy. Husband yells out "ARE YOU STILL OUT HERE?" Hears response "YEAH!" Husband replies "WHERE ARE YOU?" Response "Over here...on your swingset!"

—Lesley Triplett, Arnold, Missouri

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