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Guy Walks into a Bar Jokes
a guy walks into a bar, very drunk he asks where the bathroom is. the bartender says down the hall ans to the left. so a couple minutes later he hears a loud scream. he walks to where the scream was and asks the what he was doing. he responds im trying to go poop but whenever i flush something squeezes my balls. the bar tender responds with you moron your sitting on the mop bucket!


—ethan heinrick, Houston, Texas

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