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Paddy and Kevin are digging a ditch in front of a known brothel. A taxi drives up and a minister gets out and goes into the establishment. "Oh Kevin, does the man have no shame? And a man of the cloth, too." A few minutes later another taxi pulls up and a rabbi gets out and also runs into the establishment. "Blessed Mother, Paddy. What is this world coming to when such a man goes so low?" A little bit later, a taxi pulls up and a priest gets out and runs into the house. "Kevin, must be someone awful sick in there."

—L Neack, Newport, Kentucky

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