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Q. What is the most popular perfume in Minnesota?
A. DEET


—Jim Ackil, North Mankato, Minnesota

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Audio Highlights
From the 5/18 show

Audio available Sundays at noon Central Time.

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    Duquesne Whistle- GK and Holly Jones with Shoes
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    Guy Noir script (with Ira Glass)
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    She Left Me Cold- The Derailers
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    The Way You Move- The Derailers
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    Cowboys script (with Ira Glass)
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    You're All I Need to Get By- Jearlyn Steele and Jevetta Steele with Shoes
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    Too Far Gone- GK, Holly, Shoes
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    Meat Loaf- Pat Donohue and Shoe Band
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    Careless Love- Pat Donohue, Steve Strand Gary Raynor
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    Soothe Me- Jearlyn Steele, Jevetta Steele, Shoes
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    Café Boeuf script
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