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Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walks by asks what they were doing.

"Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, " said Sven, "but ve
don't haff a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid
the pole down on the ground.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement,
announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask fer da
height and she gives us da length!"

Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently
serving in the United States Senate.


—Greg Nelson, San Leandro, California

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