Two blondes, who live together, just bought two dogs (one for each other). First blonde; "I'll put a red collar on my dog and you'll put a blue one on yours, so we know which dog belongs to whom". Second blonde; "Great idea." When they awake the following morning, they realize that the dogs had slipped out of their collars. First blonde says, "Oh no, how are we ever going to figure out which dog belongs to me?"Second blonde thinks out loud, "I'll put a blue bow on mine and you'll put a red one on your dog." "Great idea!" Another night passes and the dogs somehow lose their bows. First blonde repeats, "How are we ever going to figure out which dog belongs to me?" Second blonde exclaims, "I know! I'll take the black dog and you can have the white one.

—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan