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A farmer walks out of his house one day and sees a small group of cows bending over something. He manages to shoo the cows off and is shocked to see a man unconcious on the ground. The man revives and sits up, feeling the side of his head and discovering a large clump of missing hair and a small trickle of blood.
"Those cows have killed me!" He exclaims, "They've eaten my brains!"
"Calm down." Says the farmer cooly, "They barely grazed you."

—Jared A, Erie, Pennsylvania

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