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A blonde wearing headphones walks into a barber shop and asks to cut her hair.
Sure, the barber replies but you need to take your headphones off first.
I can't, says the blonde.
Why not?, asks the barber.
If I take them off I will die, the blonde explaines.
The barber who does not believing her walks over and takes off her headphones.
Sure enough the woman dies.
The barber wondering what she was listening to puts on the headphones and hears: breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....

—Olivia Silver, New york, New York

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