Pretty Good Jokes
Two brooms met in a closet and fell in love. Soon after they decided to get married. One of course was the groom-broom the other the bride broom and they invited all their friends. No expense was spared. It was a beautiful ceremony. At the reception the bride-broom leaned over to the groom-broom and whispered in his ear, "We are going to have a wee little dust broom." The groom-broom was shocked and replied with great suspicion. "How can this be, we've never even 'swept' together."
—Chad Poland, Dover Foxcroft, Maine
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